Thread — 4CT

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)06:43:28 No.1787291008364

My dog just sighed at me.
Not a normal sigh.
A disappointed dad sigh.

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)10:47:10 No.1787305630956

You have the confidence of a man who microwaves metal.

Anonymous ✓ Admin 08/21/26(Fri)12:52:13 No.1787313133959

You’re the reason warning labels exist.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)05:51:18 No.1788583878225

Your ticket has been received. Estimated response time: 7–9 geological eras.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)07:49:09 No.1788590949723

My monitor flickered and displayed “STOP TOUCHING ME” even though I wasn’t near it.