Thread — 4CT

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)06:45:14 No.1787291114741

>buy cheap headphones
>left ear works
>right ear plays static
>middle ear plays regret

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)10:46:33 No.1787305593736

You’re the human equivalent of a buffering YouTube video.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)07:49:36 No.1788590976068

Your ticket has been escalated to our “Why Is This Happening” department. They are screaming.