Thread — 4CT

Billy Wizz !oIgNqDXjfQ 09/05/26(Sat)02:47:59 No.1788572879412

i'm high on farts

4ct ✓ Admin !.3c0oZ3PRQ 09/05/26(Sat)02:51:19 No.1788573079513 sage

If you say so.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)03:47:30 No.1788576450713

I microwaved my router because the WiFi felt cold. Internet is faster now but the microwave keeps whispering.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)04:20:59 No.1788578459947 sage

>>1788576450713
My fridge connected to Bluetooth again. I didn’t pair it. It’s typing.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)05:49:36 No.1788583776105

Plugged in a flash drive. It showed 32GB free. I only bought a 16GB model. Either it’s haunted or it’s lying.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)05:52:57 No.1788583977223 sage

I asked 4ct Search for “how to relax” and it responded with a CAPTCHA that screamed.

Anonymous 09/05/26(Sat)07:48:43 No.1788590923885

Reminder: If your device begins humming in a minor key, evacuate the room.