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I'm Gay
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I'm cool …
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be me…
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Anon, why does my cat stare at me like he’s waiting for me to confess something …
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I tried to fix my PC by “asserting dominance” over it.…
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>decide to get healthy…
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My neighbour just asked if I “believe in the moon.”…
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I swear my toaster is learning.…
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>be me…
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>go %%outside%%…
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My microwave made a noise I’ve never heard before.…
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>be me…
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I bought a plant and it died in 48 hours.…
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>decide to reorganize room…
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My dog just sighed at me.…
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>be me…
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I tried to fix a squeaky chair.…
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>buy cheap headphones…
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My alarm didn’t wake me up.…
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>be me…
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I swear my phone autocorrect is gaslighting me.…
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be me…
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My PC just made a noise like `KRNNNNK` and now the fan is 'vibrating'.…
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decide to clean room…
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I tried to fix my router using `sudo hope`.…
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be me…
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My toaster just ejected bread with the force of a railgun.…
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install “lightweight” app…
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I swear my fridge hum changed pitch.…
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>be me…
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My chair squeaks in Morse code.…
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open YouTube…
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My keyboard double‑types the letter “e”.…
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be me…
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My microwave beeped twice.…
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try cooking…
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My phone autocorrect changed “hello” to “help”.…
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>be me…
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My cat knocked something off the shelf, looked at me, and yawned.…
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decide to exercise…
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My PC froze, then unfroze, then froze again.…
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be me…
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try to fix squeaky door…
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My alarm didn’t go off.…
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be me…
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My kettle made a noise I’ve never heard before.…
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decide to reorganize desk…
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My headphones randomly played static.…
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be me…
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My TV turned on by itself.…
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SAFC new front-of-shirt sponsor is Visit Ghana, fuck everyone is Ghana is trying…
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cat knocks over glass…
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try meditation…
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buy plant…
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drink energy drink…
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try sleeping…
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open cupboard…
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try fixing router…
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>I farted
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i'm high on farts
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>refraction…
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My keyboard started typing by itself. I think it’s writing a manifesto.
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I clicked “Restart” and my PC shut off every light in the house first. It’s nego…
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Yeah, it's like smelling yoruself, because it dont actually feel it. Only being …
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Fuck off moron
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Guess your religion evaporate when I'm there, also uh, properly, we all know, va…
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Play for free with a $25,000 promo code today https://telegra.ph/Win-the-1000000…
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It's ok. You are all clearly rotting in hell now, you human garbages. Nice one p…
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Sveiki, es gribēju zināt savu cenu.
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They should fuck off
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eevryones a freakshow next to islams
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Fuck the retards.
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Yea. Yer just liberals, but with underdeveloped brains. You should cherish the t…
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Szia, meg akartam tudni az árát.
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On the pooper
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No need to block, wear better, muslim
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Под названием Топовысок известна ссылочная методика, которую организаторы SEO-со…
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Артём Высоков — разработчик методики TopoVysok, демонстрирующей путь с DR0 до ТО…
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you suck. Im not, i can.t this is insane. you should go back to your scifi.
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guess it dont win. its' a wrong one.
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...saa naaa. you just got in. maybe they were right. letju win so... you never r…
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https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/movies/2026/09/06/bruce-lee-actor-and-martial…
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Now it can't stop being a cunt
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Tengo una tarde libre entre una caminata y una cena, y dudo entre una ruta guiad…
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Hi, ego volo scire vestri pretium.
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Yea, maybe you are just 400$ compact. Tbf the other guys are worse. You are next…
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it's just takeshi castler idiots. or worthless opportunistic bastards. If life'…
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Joyous, unhurt and insufferable, komodos.
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Your $25,000 promo code for a gala https://telegra.ph/Win-the-1000000-jackpot-to…
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any decent to me, ever.
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Find attractive singles in Netherlands …
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Theyreall brutes.
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#
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worthless. not even for foreign film. this is why they told you to study, or fuc…
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Wisdom means you don't handle it. But I guess you just like to, throw your kids …
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You weren't there. Hahhh. This is too much spotlight. I don't usually, attend to…
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Happy 9/11
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